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well where do i start?....

2009-06-27 08:30:00 by amonkeyonfire
Updated

well im now runing a virus scan with AVG cos some how i got a few nasty virus's (all ways use a condom with programs you dont know!) it started out with just the annoying google redirect virus that sends me not to nasty porn sites and to ads about crap im never gonna buy but to some assholes youtube profile with a bunch of people commenting on how much thay hate him for makeing the virus redirect them!! if this wasnt bad anough i was so stupid and annoyed i downloaded a fake virus scanner called spy hunter witch then gave me more virus's i have managed to get rid off most of them with spybot search & destroy (witch i renamed virus raper dont ask...) so now i have to wait till see what avg finds (as if my 5 yr old computer wasnt slow anough)

in other news i have now made some online friends starting with dslash and andrewboy dslash is a skilled artist and andrewboy is a skilled music makeing person this is the way it happend i sent an e-mail to dslash about noobs who steal his work and he sent me back a list of these asswipes back to me at the top was andrewboy so i went and made a bad comment on his post and voted 0/5 on everything he had he has now said sorry and where all friends....note:DO NOT STEAL DSLASH'S WORK!

anyway im now hunting for people who make bad reviews and flashs so i can get my whistle status up along with my lvl and blam n protect so if you know any angry spam like people who love to flood the portal with crap please tell me i am allso blaming my way through the portal unless a flash is really good cos im sick of the amount of crap that gets through dose anyone even watch the flashs anymore??? im mean look at my B&P points! like 70 protects to 30 blams!!!!

ALLSO looks like wacko jacko is moon walking in heaven now i never really liked him anyway you know him being a nutjob kiddy toucher and all so here are some jokes that have started since he has died please take these in good humor and post your own jokes if you have any

1) i heard thay melted him down into a slide....so kids can go down on him!!!
2) i think thay should turn him into a bag....plastic,white and dangerus for kids to play with!

anyhoo last one now ( i REALLY have stop typeing so much) im going to DOE next week to the isle of wight for bikeing and walking and going up stuff and awesome things like that so i wont be on for monday to friday allso heres a little picture i drew up tuke me a while so be nice ^_^

well where do i start?....


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tyler2513tyler2513

2009-06-27 09:09:55

Cool! I like blamming alot to! Hope you bLAM more things in the future dude, goodluck! Oh and good job at the Dslash thing he hasn't seen any problems for a while thanks dude.

amonkeyonfire responds:

yeah oh and by the way dont use BnP for a shorted way of saying blam and protect just dont! and i like to help alot :)


DslashDslash

2009-06-27 11:24:50

LOL!!!! :D

amonkeyonfire responds:

HELL YEAH!!


danicosdanicos

2009-06-27 15:38:51

I didnt know you can raise your whistle status like that!!plus,I was suprised that there are people sad enough to steal mediocre plus 1 art

amonkeyonfire responds:

yeah i know glad i got someone to say sorry


danicosdanicos

2009-06-27 15:58:49

Plus,you reminded me to change my banner!
plusss,U where my fourth.MY 400th P.M!that is!!!

amonkeyonfire responds:

wow you got 400 pms?? cool


danicosdanicos

2009-06-27 15:59:23

Plus,you reminded me to change my banner!
plusss,U where my fourth.MY 400th P.M!that is!!!

amonkeyonfire responds:

yet again im glad for you!


tyler-1094tyler-1094

2009-06-27 16:17:52

karlkoolkid here straight from the hood
i come to ng theres always a lot of dis wood
erect, unused ew what the fuck
lots of horny noob all witout luck
apparently these guys aint got 50 fo a hoe
they just lookin at hentai and watchin it grow
all these ngs users just seem like horny losers
i drive by in my mothafuckin battle cruiser (haha)
dat how we do it here in the ghetto
got my glock in one hand the other a stiletto
tryin to find some cool dudes tryin to start a crew
searched for the coolest users, picked just a few
joined together strong form NG-Unit
We the coolest on newgrounds, n***a, you knew it
let me just tell you know we dont like a snitch
so move your damn ass or ill cap you up bitch

Every page I go to
the wankstas on NG, the whole crew (Cracka what?)
judging by their content
i can tell that they be fappin them danks
(x2)

i aint jackin off like these fuckin fags
if i see somethin i fuck it, not to brag
i got connections like my homeboy fulp
if you disagree i beat you to pulp
dont fuck wit us and dont be a clown
but if you flaming or trolling you goin down
i already know we the best but please continue
just dont be a loser or your lifes overdue
if you fuck wit me ill get my revenge
and i got more on that shit right here right now
Ay!

Shut the fuck up and sit your ass down
imma pepper you with my fly rhyming nouns
take this as a warning i aint 'fraid to shoot
if you dodge dis shit then we in pursuit
we better then you, we flyer then you
NG-Unit, bitch you know what we do

Every page I go to
the wankstas on NG, the whole crew (Cracka what?)
judging by their content
i can tell that they be fappin them danks
(x4)

i hope u feel better now

amonkeyonfire responds:

dude that was awesome! you should get your self a mic and rap dat shit! then submit it to the audio portal!


DslashDslash

2009-06-27 18:40:47

Lolz! Nice Bioshock pic! Bioshock is kewl, but scares the shit out of me when I play it. :P I love to wathc people play it so when they get scared, I also can get some experiance. :D

amonkeyonfire responds:

he its got its moments but bioshock 2 is gonna be even more scary!


bloodsuckingmonster2bloodsuckingmonster2

2009-06-27 21:11:30

o_O
I'm going over here, ah, yeah, BYE! *runs*

amonkeyonfire responds:

run as fast as you can i can always see you...


kanamomashousekanamomashouse

2009-06-28 17:24:37

amonkeyonfire says:

sending wade a pm about this if everything gos well thay might be deleted and ngg banned for bullying (fingers crossed)

Bullying my as. you don't know the whole story. read about it here before you talk shit about me. http://ttaisawesome69.newgrounds.com/

thats ojo66 cyber stalked me and all my friends for 1 year.

amonkeyonfire responds:

thats nice but isnt still a bit sad seeing that hes 9 or something the best you could of done was just ignore him and use the block button when you have the choice


kanamomashousekanamomashouse

2009-06-28 17:34:52

also ive never played bioshock but i have a friends who says its a kick as game. i should try it sometime.

amonkeyonfire responds:

yes.....you should


kanamomashousekanamomashouse

2009-06-28 18:07:49

NGgangsterpimp told me to tel you those 2 things because hes to busy to do it himself.

amonkeyonfire responds:

well ever gangster needs his bitch....


nggangsterpimpnggangsterpimp

2009-07-01 14:52:27

you did not read it. he kept creating alt accounts to keep bothering me and my friends. almost everyday he would make another account and bug the living shit out of us. and on top of that on the chatroom we always chat on he keeps bugging us and sadly the ignore button doesn't do shit about it. he was just bothering toxicdevil93 again today. try reading it right next time. you need to learn to see it from another persons point of view.

amonkeyonfire responds:

OK OK i will look into it a bit more see what i can do but i dont really want to take a side in all this infact i just might not bother messing things up any more


DslashDslash

2009-07-03 10:16:01

U lived in a army base and ran over a soldier?

amonkeyonfire responds:

lol you been reading my threads no i lived in an army base when i was a little baby like up to 3 yrs old or something then we moved out and i hurt a retard on a bike... at the age of 5 or something....


DslashDslash

2009-07-03 13:11:39

Nice drawing!!! Pretty good! :D

amonkeyonfire responds:

thanks comeing from you thats alot!


DslashDslash

2009-07-03 13:13:24

Lolz I have over 2000 PMs and I only been on newgrounds for 5 months. :P

(Updated ) amonkeyonfire responds:

ITS OVER TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!


bloodsuckingmonster2bloodsuckingmonster2

2009-07-05 11:00:32

(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <)
GLOOM BUNNY!

amonkeyonfire responds:

no match for my DOOM BUNNY!

(\__/)
(>,,<)
('' '')


DslashDslash

2009-07-06 11:39:10

I has now over......um.....2573 PMs. O.O
I naed moar caramelldansen! D:

amonkeyonfire responds:

oh noes! someone get the caramelldensen!


DslashDslash

2009-07-06 11:40:35

Lolz, and also, I got to a Police Officer in my first month! :D
I am really getting tired of voting, so tough shit for me. :P

amonkeyonfire responds:

dont stop voteing we need to stop noobs